Verne Troyer of "Austin Powers" fame had a better Christmas than the rest of us.
In this clip, watch him unbox a miniature version of the Tesla Model S, delivered to his doorstep.
Lucky for him, it already comes assembled minus a detachable seat, steering wheel, and a car cover. Other specifications include a two-speed transmission and a replaceable battery. Watch Vern expertly maneuver a brush to wipe its rims clean of styrofoam bits.
"For ages 3 to 8 years old. I'm 48 years old."
We commend Vern for his exceptional vehicle walkthrough skills and ability to navigate tight garage corners at a top speed of 6 miles per hour. Is a new career in automotive journalism in store?